That's showbiz, baby 🤷🏽♀️
It's the end of National Poetry Month, let's squeeze in a bad poem + a meme or two
This edition is full of egg stuff
Watch your step y’all, it’s like a minefield omg
💃👯♀️ AND IT'S INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY TOMORROW 👯♀️💃
365 days, baybeeee (are you sick of me yet? jk)
Yea, ass water. I could've said "shower water" but potato potato or whatever.
(an oxymoronic subject line, I know)
We could call it "shitter shopping" but that is uncouth.
It's diabetes season! I mean, it's Halloween!
I ate a sick amount of chocolate almonds this week
We salute you, humble potato. And other random news.